My favourite fictional character…

Did Jesus take shits? And if so, does God? What about Aslan?

Meg fucking Griffin…

Watching Family Guy here, and it just dawned on me that Meg Griffin is the most annoying cartoon person ever. I just… think she should die. Her little whiney ass voice, stupid pink hat, and just general existence pisses me off. God, I have no life…

This episode in particular also has Neil Goldman, another annoying little arse.

The Toilet

Ever gone to the toilet, and ended up just sitting there for hours on end (minutes)?
Y’see, I have a theory. I figure that if I sit there long enough, all the horribleness round my bum hole will dry up, and flake away. Which means? No need to buy toilet roll!
So, here’s the plan. If everyone let’s their poo flake off, there’ll be no need to make toilet roll. Thus, reducing the carbon monoxide released in the air…
I’m just savin the planet, one poo at a time.