Ever gone to the toilet, and ended up just sitting there for hours on end (minutes)?
Y’see, I have a theory. I figure that if I sit there long enough, all the horribleness round my bum hole will dry up, and flake away. Which means? No need to buy toilet roll!
So, here’s the plan. If everyone let’s their poo flake off, there’ll be no need to make toilet roll. Thus, reducing the carbon monoxide released in the air…
I’m just savin the planet, one poo at a time.
